Things I have learned on this crazy journey of life,

The food court at the Ashtabula Mall is one of the most depressing places on earth. It really brings me down. Why is this? Strange, really, strange…

“JamboLung” is NO fun! Hot nurses are.

Never, never again will I take scrap metal on an antique two wheeled hay wagon so we can get money for fireworks.

Friends help the beers go down. But, Southern Comfort, Diesel, Absolute, Jack Daniel’s, and Seagram’s 7 do not mix well in my stomach.

Snowplows are NOT money makers.

Hot things burn real bad. Burn scars last a long time. Goggles protect your eyes. Needles hurt really badly too, especially when they are used to remove metal splitters from your eye.

Wait until your tattoo artist has more practice.

Never assume a 9 year old can handle a shotgun.

Most people don’t want anything for Christmas and the ones that do need money or food don’t want candles or ornaments. That is why I give candles and ornaments.

Credit cards really do help with depression, one way or another.