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Sunday, March 19, 2006

Boob-tube

I felt like I need to keep up with the Jones (Kristen) and write a little tidbit about TV. So at this new house we actually hooked up our TVs to antennas (we haven’t really watched TV in the last 2 years besides movies, too cheapo for cable or to busy). Reception is really good here because we are at the top of the valley.
At 4:00 every day Brett and I watch back to back episodes of “Malcolm in the Middle,” This by far has to be my favorite show of all time! Sure Cheers, Wings, Buffy, Seinfeld, Married W/ Children, or Will and Grace all had a few good one liners, and they each had memorable episodes, but Malcolm is piss your pants funny sometimes! Was that a run on sentence or what?

Every day Brett sings along with the theme song, “…life is unfair.”

Can’t report on anything else cuz that’s pretty much all we watch so far.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

We are not alone

So Brett made a “best” friend named Dez and a while back he spend the weekend . I’m on nights so I am a cranky asshole come Sundays. Well anyhow Bobbi tells me that we are supposed to go over this kid’s house for dinner so that we can meet his parents. I’m think’en this is going to really, really suck ass and I better take some beer so that I the night goes by quick and I won’t care about how lame these people are. I was bitter. I took a six’er so I wouldn’t appear like a drunk (and the Dez is never allowed over again) but its enough to get me through.

These people are awesome! We have new friends out here now. The dude’s name is Carlos but the kids all call him “Poppi” including Bobbi, which makes us ALL uncomfortable and the chick's name is Jennifer. When we got there Carlos was listening to gangster rap while downing a Budweiser. Every-other word is “Fuck.” These are my peeps, man.

Carlos came from Brooklyn and has the accent to prove it. He says, “If the kids (plural) gonna fucken swear then at least they better learn to fuck'en use it correctly. Fuck man what you drinken?”

Jennifer is cool too.

We are having them over this weekend for some fucken beers.



On a side note: Julie and Scott just left after delivering my Bronco. It was a good time by all. Thanks guys.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Sorry!


OK OK I deserve a beat'in! I will not offer any lame accuses why I haven’t posted since I moved other than I am a lazy jerk. I am working 5:45pm- 6:20am W-T-F-Every other SAT and it is not fun staying awake at all. My job requires me to push F3 and F6 most of the night but I have to run between machines loading and unloading product. After the first day of work I went home and slept 4 restless hours before I had to go back into work for the next 12 hr shift. I had nightmares of pushing F6 F3 F6 F6 F3 F6 all in the wrong order and when ever I messed up a semi truck would hit us and the bank would take our house. I’m not stressed or anything! I have been preoccupying my stress by drawing plans for a garage next to the house. I got estimates to have it built. The first was for $38K the second for $22K. WTF we can’t afford that so I am just going to build it myself. I got estimates for that and it is about $8K completed. But that means I will have to dig the foundation myself too. I have 3 or 4 days off a week so hopefully I can do it a little at a time (and pay a little-at-a-time too). I already have a shovel. Scott is coming out this weekend and bringing the Bronco back from MN with him. That should be fun accept that I have to work Sat. Miss everone and look forward to you visiting.